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HORSING AROUND

by Alfie

Q.

What’s a horse’s favourite colour?

A.

Neighhhhh-vvvvy.

Q.

Why did the horse eat with its mouth open?

A.

Because it had bad stable manners.

Q.

What's a horse's favorite sport?

A.

Stable tennis.

Q.

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

A.

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

Q.

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A.

A little hoarse.

Q.

What do you give a sick horse?

A.

Cough stirrup.

Q.

What do you call a horse that lives next door?

A.

A neigh-bour

Q.

Where do horses go when they're sick?

A.

The horsepital.